When it comes to dating, there are some rules that should never be broken. Take these rules to heart and you may be rewarded with a lovely after-date.
#1: Don’t cancel more than once, and don’t be late.
If you can’t help but be late, send a text message or call with as much notice as possible. And if you must cancel — like, say, if you came down with the clap, or Elvis comes back from the dead for a one-night only concert to which you have a ticket — reschedule immediately. Read more
Artists are an interesting bunch. Making something out of nothing takes some real talent, and kudos to those who stick with it and thrive. Then there is a special breed of artist that will take a statue of the Virgin Mary, pee on it, and call it art. If that’s the case then my dog makes “art” every day. These statues fall somewhere between that spectrum, but each and every one of them is a What the Hell Were They Thinking moment.
#1. Attack of the Killer Babies.
Even if you know the back story of this statue, it doesn’t make it any less weird. It appears this guy definitely hates babies. No… they aren’t “really” babies according to the artist, but try telling that to your horrified kids when you walk by. The babies actually represent evil geniis attacking a naked man. Told you it was just as weird. Read more
Rainy skies? Who cares! Mardi Gras is here today and the parades have started early!
Some families even camped out overnight to get the best view of the parades, but here at MCM, we prefer the The French Quarter. Later today they will become the center of the celebration’s raunchier side.
Here are MCM’s choice Mardi Gras girls of the day. Read more
Have you ever wondered what I sound like in person? What I think about anal sex? Now you can find out!
Today I had the pleasure to be a guest on the Brian Howard Show in Los Angeles California. I was the resident relationship expert and had an amazing time. I was in studio with the funny and talented Brian Howard, the sexy and unkillable Jennifer Lynne, and the amazing Jack Dagger who (no joke) was rated as one of People Magazine’s 100 sexiest people, and has appeared on Conan O’Brien and the Tonight Show.
Special Thanks to The Texifornia Tamale Co, located in Blue Jay, CA for donating the most incredible food we’ve ever eaten. I’m serious. If you are in Southern California, stop by Lake Arrowhead/Blue Jay and give them a try. You will be glad you made the drive. It’s road trip worthy. Give em a call at (909) 336-1200, and tell them that Bailey Ryan sent you.
Additional thanks are due to A Shot Above Bartending for supplying the Jello shots for the SEX CONTEST on the show. Listen now to hear the fun and games! Give them a call for ALL you bartending needs.
Listen to me talk about anal sex, orgasms, and the truth about open relationships:
Visit: The Brian Howard Show, featuring Bailey Ryan and listen now!
Last week, a friend in his mid 60’s approached me who knew about my undergraduate studies in sexual behavior. He was wondering at what age he was likely to stop having sex. It caught me as odd because he seems spry, but this is not as uncommon a question as you’d think. Most people assume that sex stops after some vague age.
Here is a statistic you can’t unlearn: Last week, more than half of those aged 57 to 75 said they gave or received oral sex. Yes, Grandpa went south on Grandma, and in return she gobbled Grandpa’s knob. Read more
So you are ready to take the plunge into online dating and aren’t sure how to start. Perhaps you’ve had a profile up for some time and have not had any luck with it. Either way, I will be going over the do’s and don’ts of your online dating profile. Although my advice will be geared towards guys, you ladies might want to take heed as well. As you design your online dating profile, remember to keep these guidelines fresh in your mind. Read more